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Two very special people are turning new ages today. I won't say what they are but I will say that Mina K and MaggieMcquade are two of the spectacular people who make this site fun, functional, and fucking awesome. I won't gush all over them or anyone anymore but Happy Birthday, Ladies.
Maggie. You can buy Maggie a drink at many fine downtown establishments. She'll stay out later than you. She'll drink more than you can drink. She'll bring more energy than you have and is probably bullet-proof. She's like an unstoppable, unbreakable glass of gin moving 85 miles per hour down Avenue A. Can you keep up?
Mina? She'll be on her roof, drinking and judging the shit out of you. In a good way. And probably composing a 6-part synth chord to go with the garage-rock song she's writing. Or maybe it's a folk tune. The girl blends more styles than a They Might Be Giants record. She's been in bands and once killed a man just to watch him die. Emotionally speaking. But he still apologized later because it was, after all, 99% his fault.
Happy Birthdays all around.
Maggie. You can buy Maggie a drink at many fine downtown establishments. She'll stay out later than you. She'll drink more than you can drink. She'll bring more energy than you have and is probably bullet-proof. She's like an unstoppable, unbreakable glass of gin moving 85 miles per hour down Avenue A. Can you keep up?
Mina? She'll be on her roof, drinking and judging the shit out of you. In a good way. And probably composing a 6-part synth chord to go with the garage-rock song she's writing. Or maybe it's a folk tune. The girl blends more styles than a They Might Be Giants record. She's been in bands and once killed a man just to watch him die. Emotionally speaking. But he still apologized later because it was, after all, 99% his fault.
Happy Birthdays all around.
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