IN: Good Friday jokes
OUT: Feeling guilty about them

If you find yourself out at the bar this weekend, lost in a sea of cocktail options, just remember this handy acronym: WWJD. What would Jesus drink?

What would Jesus drink, you ask? Considering the lack of refrigeration options way back when, I imagine J.C. enjoyed his bevvy neat. If he had a local, I'd also guess that his barkeep named a cocktail after him. Perhaps the Scraggly Carpenter?

Meanwhile, something tells me he'd be less enthused about the Bloody Mary and, for entirely different reasons, the Slippery Nipple.

In short, Happy Easter!