Floaters...and Aaron.
IN: Hot dogs and Miller High LifeOUT: Mittens and indoor drinking
I never knew what floaters were until a recent conversation with my coworkers over lunch, which made my stomach turn. Everyone at the table claimed to have floaters in their eyes, which act up from time to time and throw Jackson Pollack splotches on your field of vision. When I asked what floaters were, the returned answer was something like "Amoeba. But floating around your eyeballs." Needless to say I was unable to finish the Szechuan bean curd in front of me.
Speaking of floaters, this photo is of Aaron, our Senior Editor. We're double-teaming the blog to give it more action. I think everyone likes action.
4 Comments:
I get floaters.
When I was 18, I put my dad in a headlock, which caused him increased floater activity. No joke.
I've always felt pretty guilty about it. Then again, you wrastle with the big dog, you might get bit. Or floaters.
i used to press my fists tightly against my eyes to encourage floaters. i also get colorful blotches in front of my vision sometimes...perhaps thats from all the lsd. but floaters, yeah i get floaters...
i didn't know what floaters were until today. thanks guys.
Shoot homie I thought u waz tlkin bout when u eat too much oily food an ya shit dun float. My shit did the ice berg. Bubbles and all. So real.
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