Well, not quite. It's me the dogger. In the spirit of perpetuating the good times, I wanted to check in with an exclusive: I gots fired. That's right. Yes, it was completely out of the blue, however the writing was on the wall. In the last month, out of protest I shaved my head and started wearing these clear-reflective glasses at work. I got spanked, called in sick the next day, then showed up on Friday with the new look. Perhaps they thought new psycho dogger was going to blow the place up. This went on for three weeks, my boss told me who was behind the witch hunt, then eventually...das boot.

Anyhoot, since that moment things was not right and the best I can say is that I am glad they made the choice for me. I doubt I could have waited until my bonus check next March. As for the title of this post, all I can say is that it's the end of a great period and the breaking of my LA hymen. That's right, first period and sex ed all at once. Shit, I moved out here with a job, got hired away to work for these folks - I've been stable for four years while my night terrors and bonerlust raged on behind the scenes. Now without my duality I only suspect it's a brief moment in time before I just lose it all to my exotic vices and plunge ass first into porn starting a new trend with my ivory dildo collection and clear-reflective glasses. Or even worse, I could start my own blog and web site.