The Boy Never Get's Older...
More to come including why I was covered in cake and why some dude wanted to slap me with his penis. Maybe not to me, but he said that to Roxanne. Damn that man. For now, mark your fucking calendars:
"If Sunn0))) is the ZZ Top of experimental metal, with matching beards and Gibson Les Paul guitars, Boris might be the Kraftwerk, or the Ramones, or even the Jimi Hendrix Experience." - from this Sunday's New York Times Magazine, (I've never heard of this magazine).
Because you slobs need some culture. Go check out this photog Xibit. This comes courtesy of the Darn. His buddy Steven has mad skillz.
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Now let me get the AddVice (RIP) dick out of my ass and pimp Mr. Productshop's new skeeze. Here are the details ::
Product Shop NYC Presents
WHORES OF FASHION: The Rock N Roll Extravaganza
Premiere Party with a special DJ Performance by PEACHES!!!!
Host DJ's Devon Detrich, Jordan Silver, Pamela W
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Thursday, June 15th | 8PM Doors | 10PM DJ Sets
CLUB R&R | 416 West 14th Street, NYC
$15 Door | $10 Guestlist
RSVP: productshopnyc@gmail.com, devon.detrich@gmail.com
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Every Thursday evening this summer, WHORES OF FASHION will be throwing a zany all-night rock n' roll dance party. This crowd of so sexualized and fashionable folks get the difference between good music and shit disco. Get out from under that eighties techno crap and get dirty with your fellow fashion whores. It all starts on June 15th at R&R. Get on the list. Pass this on. Kick out the motherfuckin' jams....
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Oh, and some of you like that turd named Thom Yorke. Go listen to his lastest masturbation for free. Geek out with the proper company. Details ::
thom yorke the eraser listening party
thursday june 1 7-9 pm at midway 25 avenue b
please rsvp to theeraser_rsvp@yahoo.com
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And finally, Jerry Yeti has caught on to the latest trend... GUEST BLOGGING!!! That's right folks; first it was Villiage Indian, then Tom Yaps (who?) and now it is Jerry Yeti who did a Sasquatch review for Brooklyn Vegan, (our feature will be coming soon - right Sean). Worlds are colliding! I love you all!
"If Sunn0))) is the ZZ Top of experimental metal, with matching beards and Gibson Les Paul guitars, Boris might be the Kraftwerk, or the Ramones, or even the Jimi Hendrix Experience." - from this Sunday's New York Times Magazine, (I've never heard of this magazine).
Because you slobs need some culture. Go check out this photog Xibit. This comes courtesy of the Darn. His buddy Steven has mad skillz.*****************
Now let me get the AddVice (RIP) dick out of my ass and pimp Mr. Productshop's new skeeze. Here are the details ::
Product Shop NYC Presents
WHORES OF FASHION: The Rock N Roll Extravaganza
Premiere Party with a special DJ Performance by PEACHES!!!!
Host DJ's Devon Detrich, Jordan Silver, Pamela W
------------------------------------------------
Thursday, June 15th | 8PM Doors | 10PM DJ Sets
CLUB R&R | 416 West 14th Street, NYC
$15 Door | $10 Guestlist
RSVP: productshopnyc@gmail.com, devon.detrich@gmail.com
------------------------------------------------
Every Thursday evening this summer, WHORES OF FASHION will be throwing a zany all-night rock n' roll dance party. This crowd of so sexualized and fashionable folks get the difference between good music and shit disco. Get out from under that eighties techno crap and get dirty with your fellow fashion whores. It all starts on June 15th at R&R. Get on the list. Pass this on. Kick out the motherfuckin' jams....
*****************
Oh, and some of you like that turd named Thom Yorke. Go listen to his lastest masturbation for free. Geek out with the proper company. Details ::
thom yorke the eraser listening party
thursday june 1 7-9 pm at midway 25 avenue b
please rsvp to theeraser_rsvp@yahoo.com
*****************
And finally, Jerry Yeti has caught on to the latest trend... GUEST BLOGGING!!! That's right folks; first it was Villiage Indian, then Tom Yaps (who?) and now it is Jerry Yeti who did a Sasquatch review for Brooklyn Vegan, (our feature will be coming soon - right Sean). Worlds are colliding! I love you all!
1 Comments:
hahahaha....im dancing on its grave and pissing on the flowers
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