Well Monday provided an interesting start to my week as a drunk AND as brewers fan. Yes that's right, Monday was the home opener for the Milwaukee Brewers who are currently atop the heap in first. That's right, bitches. First place. And it's a good thing they won because if the Brew Crew would've lost the opener they couldn't sell beer for the rest of the season. Get it? Lose the opener? Waa Waaa. But it seriously was a hoot: a team named after beer, in a stadium named after beer, with 30,000 some fans who each have a minimum of 12 beers inside them. What a day though---tailgated some brats, got swerved, watched the Brewers win, and got to sit around talking about Brett Favre like he is a messiah. Basically the perfect day for any good solid Wisconny boy.

However, today has also been a blast. I woke up and first thing, my girlfriend gave me a SWEET gift for my birthday. A fucking juicer. This thing is so cool...don't think like some pussy machine for making orange juice. Oh no. This thing is a serious model where you can throw in any fruit or vegetable and out comes juice. Marian even said I could probably throw in an entire plate of Thanksgiving leftovers. Anyone for a turkey-yam-cranberry bomb?

So this brings me to my next installment of the Loose Record suggestion box. My extra queer query is this: what is the most interesting thing that I can put in my juicer to make some juice?And remember, the juicer is too small to fit a retard, so make sure its something feasible.

Winner will receive a bottle of said juice mailed out at the end of this contest.