So this might be the biggest piece of news I've ever heard. Buckle up and get ready for this one. Make sure you pick up your dry cleaning so you can look super sharp this Saturday at MisShapes. I'm not one to hit up the party (its been done a few times) and this will be no exception, but on Saturday all the folks who live to wear more headbands than Cobrasnake or more wigs than LastNightsParty will be throwing up Craigslist postings offering blowjobs to Thomas the Door Bitch.. This weekend the line will likely stretch down all the way down to the Holland Tunnel. The guest DJ will simply blow your dick off. If this is true - and from what I heard it is - y'all better get there really early. This Saturday night, the queen of Kabbalah herself will hit the wheels of steel at the infamous party. Bring tons of drugs, but don't offer any to the new mom - she might scold you. Yes, you heard me correctly - MADONNA is spinning at MisShapes this Saturday night. Who knew Paper Magazine photo shoots carried so much weight?

Thanks to the people who talk loud enough for other people to hear them. You never know who is listening. You should probably camp out tonight if you want any shot of getting in.

And P.S. this source is very credible.