My head is spinning, and this time it's not from drugs or alcohol. Yes, the tour is upon us. I wanted to write a blog post, but the idea of not coming into the office for two weeks has me giddy. Let's get this show on the road. A few quick notes before you hear from me somewhere in America:

1. Stevo is now 24. For the record he's not crippled, but he plays one in restaurants.
2. Pulled pork is the 2nd best creation by God. Take a guess at number one.
3. Don't buy Stevo a bullhorn. It's worse than gas on a fire.
4. Lucy loves the National. I didn't understand why.
5. See The National. You'll get it. I hear Alligator is awesome. If you are their PR rep then pass me a damn copy.
6. Adam is leaving soon. We'll miss Adam.
7. Mickey's Blue Room is actually quite rad. But I shouldn't dance on benches.
8. Drinks are super cheap when you pack zero dollars.
9. Matt is a savior for hooking me up with cab money.
10. I'm really lazy, but I love making out.

Ok, so if you have been in a hole then you don't know that Sam Champion is playing the Bowery Ballroom tonight, (June 17). You also missed that Dirty On Purpose is playing Mercury tomorrow, (June 18) with a Loose After Party to follow. Come to the show and get your hand stamped for free beer at Hanger Bar.