Happy Birthday Ms. Moon! Tomorrow night we'll be celebrating Jin's birthday at Trash. This party is shaping up to be completely out of control. There are numerous drink specials starting with a 9-10pm open bar if you pay admission to get in the backroom, (is this true). There will be an all night special on "Makers and Jinnners" drinks and a late night happy hour consisting of $2 shots for ladies and $5 Jack and Backs for boys. Yes, someone will have to peal me off the floor. Will I be embarassed? Probably not. Just make sure I get put in a cab. To top things off there are three kick ass bands scheduled to play. Though I'm not sure of the line-up, I'm guessing it will go Fxxxing Lions, Sam Champion and a surprise guest, (if you don't know, don't come). Some jackass who calls himself J Good Times will play tons of Weezer and Queen between the bands. The evenings grand finale consists of late night rock n' roll kareoke. That's right kids, clean out your pipes and pick your favorite Bowie song to destroy. This will occur after the bands until 4am. This has plastic fantastic written all over it. I'm going to go so big that death is definitely possible. So much booze. So many good times.
Sunday will be a huge headache, but after watching the Jets destroy the Steelers you should cruise over to Sin-e to check out The Stammers. Karl promises not to throw up on anyone. Here are the vitals:
I'm sure this party will be packed out the door, but who can resist the lovely ladies? And who can resist $2 beers?
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And the winner for Sutpidest Name in the World.......................................................Yes!!!! Jin Moon---you win again.
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ok, i was gonna say something nice... but...
And the winner for the biggest cumdumpster who has to type with his nose because his hands are so crippled by arthritis due to the years he spent jerking off his uncles while his father spanked him..... the anonymous poster from above!!! congrats, you truly are the king of the cracktastic shit mongers and dickhead posters. Why don’t you climb back into your mobile home and go back to jerking off to whatever porno you stole from your roommates bathroom while you try to convince yourself that you aren’t starring at the penises while your needle dick spews whatever color is the flavor of the week. You are worse than one of those teenage girls who steals her mom's pills to get all drugged up so older guys can fuck them for a couple lines of blow. Enjoy motherhood you piss take. You look like my underwear after I forgot to wipe. you should have been aborted.
I heart Jin.
i haven't commented here in a while but that shitsack who tried to slam jin deserves a few words. i would go on but i think jay distilled the issue nicely in the above tirade. happy birthday jin, and fuck you mr.noname. s.t.
amen, jay and scat. way to be a motherfuckin racist asshole, mr. anonymous. the thing about hicktowns is there are so many of them. and boy do them hicktown siblings go at it like rabbits...
and scat, this is from a bagillion years ago, but i totally didn't mean to rip you the first time i replied to a comment you made about DoP on jay's blog. i was just feeling intensely defensive of jin dawg. i think you understand why, especially after the anon. comment above. your's was far from intentional and harmless, but hey, this sort of thing only happens one out of four weeks a month, so you know. too much information, i know. but yeah, i hope there's no hard feelings -- i think your comments, as usual, are the shit. and by the shit, i mean they are too hilarious to read while in a school library during finals, if you know what i'm sayin. peace & prosperity, homeslice.
hey now bidi...i'm not known to take much seriously. i write alot...everywhere. much of what i write has an unfortunate, uninformed, unintelligent, and offensive nature. hence my comments that you justifiably headlocked and my acknowledgment that my initial comment sucked. i just realized that i should stop writing. i'm not coherent. regarding your above comment, you were right to slam me in the first place. that's all folks. jamie
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