ATTENTION APARTMENT HUNTERS: My buddy Stevo (aka Mr. Fine Lad) is in a bit of a jam. He has to rent out the bedroom in his dope East Village apartment in a massive hurry. Check out his Craig’s List blurb and drop him a line if you or any of your good natured friends are in need of lodging for the next year. I’ll 100% vouch for Stevo which might not mean much since I’m an assbag.
Next up; take note of this bitching party going on in the East Village tomorrow evening. Who ever said Brooklyn is the new Manhattan and the Lower East Side is the new Brooklyn may have been right, (but they still are dicktards). If you read my post regarding the Arcade Fire show that Dirty On Purpose opened, then you surely won’t want to miss this gig. All hail DOP!
If you are in search of a punk(ier) sound on Wednesday night, head over to Pianos and catch Karen, Sivan and Carlos as Demander opens their month long residency at the venue. My plan is to catch the show that has Sam Champion slated to open, but those of you who can’t wait should get to Pianos tomorrow night!
And then there were two. Ty Willingham has been fired from his position as head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. WTF!!! Is there no pleasing these stinky elitist Irish hicks? Without a whole heap of talent to work with and some crazy academic standards, Willingham was still able to get the Irish to 2 bowl games in three years. I guess when you coach a team like the Yankees of college football (I’m talking popularity) people expect more. Bring on Butch Davis!
What a drag it is getting old. Turmoil is my new favorite emotion. Can a word like turmoil even squeeze under the banner definition of emotion? Well, I’m making it so. The past few days were like having my head in a vice. Every time something new was introduced, the clamps would tighten and my eyes would bulge further out of their sockets. Thankfully my vacation was spent heavily medicating myself with various drugs and alcohol. Now I’m back in the saddle. A whole two days. Trust me, I’m not a pretty sight.
Wednesday night was a fucking blur. The evening started with Hawkins, Noah and I drinking tequila while we prepared the bird. We later moved to 186 sans Hawkins and proceeded to force ourselves to drink tequila at the kitchen table. An hour or so went by before Lou showed up with his regular bag of tricks only this time there was an addition. Lou called them poppers while I might call them crazy sticks. Have you done this shit yet? I’m no glorified drug user, and as a matter of fact, I haven’t even tried some of the most popular drugs on the books, but wow-wee, everyone should try this. Apparently its something they give you in the event of a heart attack which is funny because I thought they caused one. Think of those scenes from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas where Johnny Depp is barreling down the desert highway and he breaks something open which tweaks him ever so slightly. Well, that my friends, is a popper and Lou brought some to 186. Post popper the night begins to blur. I managed to take enough tequila shots to kill a large donkey while Lou played house pharmacist to the number of kids that came through that included Stevo, Kyle, Cathy, Hawkins, Dee and Brenda. There were probably more who came over that evening, but like I said, the night got messy. Stevo some how managed to puke behind the toilet. Yes, I said behind the toilet. Cathy reminded me why I must move to San Francisco to marry her, but for some reason I don’t think she’ll have my hand. It was a hell of a night.
The next morning greeted me with a terrible headache and a wicked case of the shakes. Lou sat around watching some of the early football game while I prepared portions of the coming feast in our kitchen. As afternoon became evening, kids like Stevo, Kyle and Jin came through for dinner. I managed to whip up some biscuits, broccoli casserole, sautéed mushrooms, pesto mashed potatoes and some gravy. Stevo was kind enough to bring heaps of wine while Jin also brought some vino and a salad. Hawkins brought the bird, stuffing (which was a disaster thanks to me), drunken yams (which I forgot to try) and the desert. He also brought two lovely southern girls; Lindsey, who you may remember from previous posts, and her awesome friend Mandy. Kyle rocked out some amazing appetizer dishes which came in handy due to the bird needing a couple extra hours in the oven. Around 8pm we were ready to eat. We gathered round the feast and we each gave thanks for something. Not wanting to drop the sentimental bomb or something layered in cheese, I proudly gave thanks for pussy. Yeah, sorry to ruin a pretty picture, but give it a minute; it makes sense.
We wasted the evening drinking and gabbing through our self-imposed comas. We sat around watching the Seinfeld special and were joined by Little Chris and some girl from Wisconsin whose name might have been Angela. As Hawk, Angela and I stood in the kitchen discussing turkey day, I freaked out and explained to the two of them my personal necessity to either move to Wisconsin or the South to find me a nice girl with that wholesome accent. Though some might think its ridiculous, it drives me absolutely crazy. This airing of a preference may set me back a bit with some folks, but dammit, they have it right on. Do you think I could handle Alabama for a couple years while courting the future Mrs. Belin. Ewwww… Mrs. Belin…. That’s so nasty. Sorry mom and dad. Girls, we’ll take your name, but it better be awesome.
The rest of the evening was spent like the better part of my weekend. We wasted Thrusday night playing video games and getting shithoused. It was a solid weekend. A minor snag came when I learned that Erin had fallen ill while visiting her Dad’s family in the Philadelphia area. She had to be hospitalized due to a major asthma attack. Dan was quite concerned so I offered to drive him to her so she wouldn’t have to drive back by herself. Hawkins was kind enough to lend us his car for such a task so Saturday afternoon Dan and I drove to Pennsylvania. We stopped by the hospital to say hello to Erin before I said farewell and started my trip back to the city. Perry was in town for a couple nights so he decided to funk up Builder’s bed while Josh was on the tail end of his trip to the motherland. Now things are back to normal; at least they appear to be.
Thanks to everyone who participated in the first 186 Thanksgiving. We had a ton of fun and hope to do it again in the future.
In addition, futon sex is not permitted in our apartment unless at least one of the actors in the situation lives in 186, (at least?). Let that be a lesson to you all. You know who you are.
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