So there is heapes to discuss, but right now my motor skills are what some might call below average. In an effort to not dissappoint (more than usual), I'm offering an email Mr. Sweet wrote me this weekend. Do you know Whitney? Well, he is one of my best pals who recently moved from Washington D.C. out to Oregon in the hopes of setting himself up in Portland. If we were gay, we'd be boyfriends, but since we aren't we just cuddle and talk about girls. Though I'll miss him dearly, Portland is definitely Whitness country. Hopefully I can make it out to visit in time for the new year, but God only knows. Anyway, enjoy this nugget which is sure to be the first of many, (Mom, don't read this):
Jay-
Yes, you can finally rest. I made it home to Oregon safely. Thanks for the concern dickwad. Anyways I've been here for a week and I think I've already gained about 8 pounds through my sloth and increased eating. I don't really have much to do so I have begun making salad dressings from scratch. My blue cheese is seriously to die for. It’s a bit sweeter than most blue cheeses and so your nose doesn't get hurt with those strong cheese odors. I make it sweet with more sugar than most people use and because my last name is Sweet.
So anyways, I have this picture I am going send to you of you as soon as I figure out how to properly hook up my Mac to my step mom's god damn modem thing. Seriously it shouldn't be that hard for someone mildly computer savvy like me. Computers are really like vaginas for me, for most basic purposes I can get the job done (you know just sticking my dick in and moving it around) and I can even do a few more advanced things (finding the clit and getting a little loose with it) but if I have to like configure shit or due custom installations (tricky g-spot stuff that can make girls pass out from intense orgasms) I tend to give up. Anyways, that was kind of gross but I've been getting a bit east coast, home away from home sick that I just write random e-mails to just letting it ride. But yes, this picture. You will have to put it on your blog or something because it’s so adorable. It’s cuter than those two fag penguins that adopted another baby penguin. On the blog topic, with all my free time I am going to start keeping more up to date on reading your blog and keeping tabs on you. Also, I already posted one comment and you can expect some more. So deal with it dicktard.
So yeah, I'm sure the east coast sucks without me, but those are the breaks. There's no fucking rules, dude. I really want to come out and visit soon and may start looking for cheap airfare soon. I don't know, I am going to LA either this month or the next so I'll have to see how that treats the old wallet. Also, I need to save for my move to Portland. I've saved a bit of loot and on top of that my old man is going to help me with the down payment on my own place in Portland. How fucking rad is that? No more years of renting with nothing to show.
The Whitness is moving on up. Bitch.
Full weekend recap is coming soon, but in case you want a hint... read this.
2 Comments:
oh man. that picture is killer. i don't think i've ever seen anyone spew that hard. christ, it looks like his brain is going to come out of his nose. that's not normal; what happened to that guy? scat
s.t.-
actually, i just google imaged "puke" and it came up. its priceless, but unfortunately, i don't know the cat.
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