Dearest sellers of American Aide: Please leave me alone. As I strolled to Chipotle for my 800th free burrito, I was bombarded with various sales pitches from four different organizations. All this occurred while I was in headphone land and moving at a healthy clip. Do I look like someone who could afford to donate money to Green Peace or to the Children of something or other? This style of solicitation is worse than telemarketing. Some jackass, pimple covered, jewfro sporting kid snaps his fingers and gets in my face while I’m trying to get my food and make it back in my allotted hour. And he wants me to donate money. Give it a fucking rest. Who would ever want to do that?
*** Del likes to laugh at fat people who break their necks.
*** Check out the big pimping Sam Champion scored at the Big Ticket. There are some older MP3’s explained and posted here.
*** Here is another time waster. Check out the Lazy Boy video.
3 Comments:
once again i'm laughing hard at the weekends goings-on. a solid entry. plus, i've never heard the expression "jewfro" before. i dig it. there were a few others that i liked but jewfro just hit home for me. i'm not jewish and i don't have a fro. fuck though, i know what you mean. many of my jewish buddies used to think they had some kind of heeb soul cause they had fros. i kind of expected to see some of them heading a blow-out comb or some shit. however, almost all of my jewish friends can play hoops really well....maybe they do have soul. scat turdly
I heard Jewish people have an extra tendon in their leg that makes them jump higher.
wait, are you talking about a third leg? scat
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