This weekend Whitney Sweet will be making his final trip to NYC to visit. He got the balls to pick up and move to Portland which certainly shows my NYC dependant ass whats up. Why the fuck can't I leave this place. No money. No girl. Undesireable job. Fucking eh. Well, at least he is more insentive to skip to the other coast. Another buddy may be moving there soon as well. Then we will run Portland. Anyway, he is coming up tomorrow so we will be bumming around together looking cute. Come and make out with Whit for me, trust me, he's great at it. Here is the email he sent me regarding this weekend.
Jay-
That sounds cool for saturday. I was thinking that I might go hang out in Brooklyn. I just got this really sweet rainbow striped mesh tank top. I figured I would wear that with some super tight cream colored jeans and a pair of 1987 Rossignol ski boots I bought off the side of the side of the street, and just look super New Yorkish and hip as sin. Actually, I'll probably just sleep. Sleep and make out with girls. And guys. I've really been putting a lot of thought into this lately and I'm pretty sure that the key to getting really hot chicks (like uber super hot chicks) to blow you is to convince them you're bisexual. Honestly though, if I walked into a bar and some girl was even slightly interested, but then saw me prancing around with my shirt off talking about dress shoes and shit and also making out with some dude, well we'd be fucking in minutes. So basically get ready for some heavy frenching with me because obviously the pay offs will be huge.
-Whit
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fuck, i'm pissed. i'm a no go for this weekend. shit has come up and i'm kinda stuck with responsibilities. my bad, my bad. i'll have to settle for some other time to buy you those drinks. i wouldn't be fun anyway. i feel like shit, absolute shit. scat turdly
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