That's all I have to say right now. Oh wait, wait, wait. Fuck all and I can't wait to hug my mom tomorrow.
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30 Comments:
Jay, please give her a hug for me too!
i never would have guessed you to be a momma's boy. scat
shut-up scat...love is his only drug...
oh fuck dude. here i go again. it's 4am and work will suck, and i totally chickened out with this fucking super hot chick who was completely on my junk the whole night. i suck worse than a flowbee. if i could kick myself in the nuts (very hard) i would. i deserve a solid gas pedal for being such a saused fuck up with chicks. scat turdly
Jay - Tumblehawk here, just dropping in to let you know about a happy moment.
I arrived in Jackson Heights, Queens, New York City this evening, brought here by my mother who is going to do my laundry and then send me back to Manhattan full of home-made meatballs. Anyway. We pull into the neighborhood, a place I couldn't wait to leave, a place I don't really like but that gets better the longer I haven't lived here. I've noticed signs of its getting better, and in all fairness, it's a pretty interesting place. Most diverse zip code in the nation. Our colombian population is the second largest after colombia.
Anyway, back to happy moment. We stop at Trade Fair, the local supermarket, and I peruse the beer while my mom waits outside. Nestled stealthily beside the Bud, is our beloved PBR, which I have never been able to find in this neck of the woods before. Already I'm amazed - Jackson Heights has hit a new echelon. I pick up the six pack, not caring how much it costs, and carry it to the register, where I am informed that, in direct competition to my six-dollar-six-pack at the local Manhattan deli, the Jackson Heights supermarket offers me PBR at 50 cents a fucking can. Tomorrow, I'm returning with 42 cans.
That is all.
Pabst has been around for over a hundred years. Whats all this hubbub all of a sudden? I challenge all of you phonies to take a blind taste test to see if you can even identify, much less choose, your "beloved pabst." Pageantry, posturing, and Pabst...its the Hipster Mantra.
you bring the pabst. i'm bring my advanced pallet. i don't know why people always have to talk shit about pabst. they all come at the kids on the l.e.s. saying that pabst has been "around forever". You want to know why we love pabst? because its fucking cheap. keep drinking shitty lager for 5 bucks a bottle and i'll stick to my 2 dollar pbr. thats why its so fucking big these days. poor kids love it. that means me. so this is me, calling to all the haters. shut the fuck up and shotgun a pabst. it does a body good.
fuck man... some people just have to fucking hate on everything. it must be a tough line of work.
one more thing. keep your "hipster" labeling to yourself. You fucking people are suck bullshit. look in the mirror. you probably like indie rock. you probably wear old beat up tshirts you've had for years. you probably have jeans with holes in them. you probably are in a band. you are a fucking hipster. and if not... don't judge. i'm so fucking sick of you people it makes me wanna puke and dive into pop culture. would that be better? should i listen to new metal and wear AF? what will make you jaded people shut your fucking mouth? christ.
Why would you accuse me of being a "hipster" because I like Pabst Blue Ribbon? Do you think I don't know it's been around for 100 years? DO you think I don't read the label because I'm curious about everything under the sun, and therefore very well know it was invented in the 19th century in Milwaukee? Perhaps - oh god - I enjoy the taste of a GOOD cheap beer? Perhaps - oh god - I can't actually AFFORD to buy more expensive beer. I think a fucking hipster could.
what the fuck is your point. do you want to be put on a pedestal? would you like all the rich hipsters to bow to you oh great keeper of pabst? what the fuck is your problem? fucking eh. why do you read this blog? you fucking hipster.
Ack! That was me, Jay, two posts above this one, "why the fuck...", I was responding to the asshole above. :)
sorry, please sign your posts. i couldn't really understand it, but it sounded like the piss take above.
Wow---I really want to get in on this Pabst debate to lend the point of view of those of us from the motherland. First of all, yes Pabst is wonderful and cheap, and it is a time honored tradition thats older than a Wisconsin sunset. Secondly though, Pabst was cheap and delicious long before Koch got the rocks out of the LES. Long before the strokes were twinkles in their daddies eyes. And very long before Mr Jay Belin was breaking it down at Skankin Pickle shows. For those of you who like to get worked up about this beer, you should know that the Pabst company nearly folded about 10 years ago, and the good people of Milwaukee rallied to keep it in business, not dorky dudes with dorky hats. Nowadays hipsters, sorry Jay, have made it a booming and thriving beer, although it can't compete with bigger beers like Miller, or giant beers like Bud. Its true, hipsters may have boosted sales of the golden amber nectar, but the as the most closely affiliated reperesentative of PBR, I say you can all go fuck yourselves. I'm the coolest. Fuck Jay. Fuck hipster-hating Pabst-loathing guy. Fuck TumbleNutts. And everyone else you can fuck off too. Now PBR me ASAP.
That last one was from me, Billy, and no offense to anyone who likes Pabst, regardless of your hipster affiliation. AS longa s you like the PBR, you're alright with me, guy. But to those of you who liek to blow smoke over here, open a Pabst and suckle my man-teats. Oh yeah, and to the guy who hates pabst, you're probably hung like one of the family members in the game of LIFE.
well put, billy schwill, but i don't know why you think you should be credited with saving pabst when you were 14 just because you are from the cheese(dick) state. you don't think the rednecks of central PA have serious love for PBR? This conversation is gayer than 14th street on sunday night. What the fuck does it matter... hipster or not... you all suck. Now fuck off and leave the posts alone.
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