So one of the faculty directors who shares my working space just returned from jury duty today. She was only out of the office for a couple days, but this makes me wonder when I'll get my chance to serve my civic duty? It's safe to say that the cases I sit for won't be nearly as interesting as hers. Her first case would have been the man in Harlem who had a tiger and an alligator as roommates, but he took a plea bargain. The second case she sat for was the Spiderman Robber, but it would have taken over a month and this woman is a professor of law so she got to slide.
I'd like to take this chance to formally introduce myself to the NY State Justice Department. Hi, my name is Jay and I'm ready to sit for jury duty. Please contact me at your soonest convienence.
Also, before I forget Happy Birthday Jason. Good times last night, (did that sound gay? I'm cool with it.)
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Jay, did you know that DMT (a psychedelic which produces an experience way more intense than LSD but that only lasts for about 15-30 minutes) occurs naturally in the human brain? Bottoms up! -Tumbleweed.
mmmmm.... delicious brain.
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