Big Weekend Plans.
You must think I'm an asshole for bringing up the weekend when we are barely halfway through Monday, but I don't care because there is big weekend news brewing. April is a special month. During the sweaty summer month of July the parents of Jay, Mike, Katie, Kyle and Josh had some steamy sex and produced these five super heros who share birthdays this month. There will be a house party on Friday night followed by a bar party on Saturday night. Here are the specs:
Mike and Katies Bday Keg Bash
This Friday, the 16th, @ 10pm, there will be a party held in honor of the exiting of Katie Nototomoupoulous and Michael Rothfeldfeld (that's me) from their respective mothers' wombs, through their respective mothers' vaginas on april 15th and 13th respectively. Please join us in celebration of these bloody acts of exodus. Keg will be there. Donations are appreciated to help support his trust fund. The lil' rascal does live in willaimsburg after all.
Katie and Amy's place. 43 bushwick ave. #2f, Williamsburg. Take the L to grand st. take a left when you exit the subway. #43 is 2 blocks down where Ainslie st would be if it went through the other side of bushwick.
186 Birthday Bar Bash
This Saturday, the 17th @ 10pm there will be a party celebrating the achievements of Jay Belin (golden birthday: 23 on the 23rd), Kyle Lawrence (broken ankle boy also 23rd but 24) and Josh "I love Passover" Builder (23 on the 17th). These three boys have beaten the odds and managed to stay alive despite their fondness for drugs, alcohol and stripers. Come join these boys at Bside where we will be filling the bar with only the coolest and most beautiful of people, or anyone who will show up. There will be cupcakes, free jello shots (look for us passing them out) and some serious drink specials (shot of whiskey + rheingold for 5bones; shot of tequila and baby bud $4; and hopefully something else.) Sivan has been kind enough to let us spend our money at her bar while we occupy the bathrooms (make out appointments begin at 11pm).
So yeah, Bside is on Ave B (btwn 13th and 14th). We will be there between 10 and 11pm. This should be a rager. Hope to see you all out and about this weekend.
Mix Cd's, bottles of liquor and make out sessions are welcomed.
You must think I'm an asshole for bringing up the weekend when we are barely halfway through Monday, but I don't care because there is big weekend news brewing. April is a special month. During the sweaty summer month of July the parents of Jay, Mike, Katie, Kyle and Josh had some steamy sex and produced these five super heros who share birthdays this month. There will be a house party on Friday night followed by a bar party on Saturday night. Here are the specs:
Mike and Katies Bday Keg Bash
This Friday, the 16th, @ 10pm, there will be a party held in honor of the exiting of Katie Nototomoupoulous and Michael Rothfeldfeld (that's me) from their respective mothers' wombs, through their respective mothers' vaginas on april 15th and 13th respectively. Please join us in celebration of these bloody acts of exodus. Keg will be there. Donations are appreciated to help support his trust fund. The lil' rascal does live in willaimsburg after all.
Katie and Amy's place. 43 bushwick ave. #2f, Williamsburg. Take the L to grand st. take a left when you exit the subway. #43 is 2 blocks down where Ainslie st would be if it went through the other side of bushwick.
186 Birthday Bar Bash
This Saturday, the 17th @ 10pm there will be a party celebrating the achievements of Jay Belin (golden birthday: 23 on the 23rd), Kyle Lawrence (broken ankle boy also 23rd but 24) and Josh "I love Passover" Builder (23 on the 17th). These three boys have beaten the odds and managed to stay alive despite their fondness for drugs, alcohol and stripers. Come join these boys at Bside where we will be filling the bar with only the coolest and most beautiful of people, or anyone who will show up. There will be cupcakes, free jello shots (look for us passing them out) and some serious drink specials (shot of whiskey + rheingold for 5bones; shot of tequila and baby bud $4; and hopefully something else.) Sivan has been kind enough to let us spend our money at her bar while we occupy the bathrooms (make out appointments begin at 11pm).
So yeah, Bside is on Ave B (btwn 13th and 14th). We will be there between 10 and 11pm. This should be a rager. Hope to see you all out and about this weekend.
Mix Cd's, bottles of liquor and make out sessions are welcomed.
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