Choice Cuts.
So I'm sitting at my desk trying to waste the last 40 minutes of my day. I have to leave early in order to pick up Kyle at the NYU Medical Center at 3pm. While waiting I've come across some hilarious Craig's List Postings. Enjoy.
1. What a head case. Could this guy have been serious? I love skirts too but this is down right scary.
2. This is fucking criminal, but a couple of things in here don't add up. This guy stopped to perform oral sex on her? And what is a reverse 69 position? Does that mean they were back to back or just straight up missionary? Paul, will you explain?
3. What happened to the days of finding a dollar bill or some candy? Now people are finding hard drugs. This guy found coke, but can't he wait to get home? Nothing I like more than being coked up at the office.
4. Yeah, this seems like a dream girl. Donkey punches anyone?
So I'm sitting at my desk trying to waste the last 40 minutes of my day. I have to leave early in order to pick up Kyle at the NYU Medical Center at 3pm. While waiting I've come across some hilarious Craig's List Postings. Enjoy.
1. What a head case. Could this guy have been serious? I love skirts too but this is down right scary.
2. This is fucking criminal, but a couple of things in here don't add up. This guy stopped to perform oral sex on her? And what is a reverse 69 position? Does that mean they were back to back or just straight up missionary? Paul, will you explain?
3. What happened to the days of finding a dollar bill or some candy? Now people are finding hard drugs. This guy found coke, but can't he wait to get home? Nothing I like more than being coked up at the office.
4. Yeah, this seems like a dream girl. Donkey punches anyone?
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