Being A Fag Is Fucking Gay.
Thank God George W. Bush has the presence of mind to make a stand against those horrible fags. Even with our country's economy being pissed right down the drain, foreign affairs growing increasingly tense and a war with no purpose that is breaking up families across the globe, President Bush has the wherewithal to take a stand against the cock sucking, rug munching homo's who are destroying the very fabric of our nation one thread at a time.
Today our Commander and Chief put aside all other business to take the time to urge Congress to pass an Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would prevent perverts from marrying their same sex partners. He sites claims that this is the holiest of human bonds and it is a tradition as old as the capitalic greed the Catholic Church is built upon, (please read between the lines, I'm laying it on thick). Without his courage to stand up for this scared event, we could have queers claiming tax breaks from coast to coast.
If Bush is so concerned about the bond of marriage and its sacred nature, why doesn't the dictator make divorces illegal? Better yet, why don't we take it back to the medieval days where kings would have queens decapitated so they could remarry and shag a new broad? Sounds good eh? Can I get a hell yeah from all those of you with nuts and berries? Seriously though, Bush touts this homo hating rhetoric around like it’s his job. What if same sex partners are better equipped for what the church claims is an eternal union? Why not give men and men or women and women a shot at something us hetro's succeed at less than 50% of the time? Maybe we can learn from our brothers and sisters who play for the other team.
And just so we are clear, are church and state still a separate issue? Why does should our constitution have rules that pertain to the something the church developed? Is this not a breech of Presidential power? To be honest, I heard a rumor that God and George Jr. were at scores the other night. While Bush was getting a nice piece of beaver dangled in his face, he looked at God, who was getting rubbed off by two blonde women, and God said "Being gay should be criminal." So we should all calm down and realize that G.W.B. is just fulfilling the word of our Almighty Father (or Mother). I mean really, if you are God, you know you are getting the best piece of ass available, so who can really argue with him. God also assured Georgie Boy that the idea of homosexuality is against human nature simply because, as God put it, “Pussy Fucking Rocks!” Let's hope our divine leader doesn't lose in November or we may have to deal with these homos having a happy life together while poisoning the minds of our nation’s youth.
Matter of the fact is that love is not an institution, and neither should something that symbolizes its eternal bond, (marriage). If it is a fundamental institution to our civilization, how can they deny the actors in said civilization the right to create this union? Does this banning of same sex marriage make sense to other people? If so, go over to the FDR and lay down in traffic. You will be doing us all a favor.
P.S. None of the slurs in this article were used with malice. They were used to illustrate the ridiculous nature of the Bush Administration's stance against gay marriage. No offense was intended, and I hope you all can see my reasoning for using this hurtful language.
Thank God George W. Bush has the presence of mind to make a stand against those horrible fags. Even with our country's economy being pissed right down the drain, foreign affairs growing increasingly tense and a war with no purpose that is breaking up families across the globe, President Bush has the wherewithal to take a stand against the cock sucking, rug munching homo's who are destroying the very fabric of our nation one thread at a time.
Today our Commander and Chief put aside all other business to take the time to urge Congress to pass an Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would prevent perverts from marrying their same sex partners. He sites claims that this is the holiest of human bonds and it is a tradition as old as the capitalic greed the Catholic Church is built upon, (please read between the lines, I'm laying it on thick). Without his courage to stand up for this scared event, we could have queers claiming tax breaks from coast to coast.
If Bush is so concerned about the bond of marriage and its sacred nature, why doesn't the dictator make divorces illegal? Better yet, why don't we take it back to the medieval days where kings would have queens decapitated so they could remarry and shag a new broad? Sounds good eh? Can I get a hell yeah from all those of you with nuts and berries? Seriously though, Bush touts this homo hating rhetoric around like it’s his job. What if same sex partners are better equipped for what the church claims is an eternal union? Why not give men and men or women and women a shot at something us hetro's succeed at less than 50% of the time? Maybe we can learn from our brothers and sisters who play for the other team.
And just so we are clear, are church and state still a separate issue? Why does should our constitution have rules that pertain to the something the church developed? Is this not a breech of Presidential power? To be honest, I heard a rumor that God and George Jr. were at scores the other night. While Bush was getting a nice piece of beaver dangled in his face, he looked at God, who was getting rubbed off by two blonde women, and God said "Being gay should be criminal." So we should all calm down and realize that G.W.B. is just fulfilling the word of our Almighty Father (or Mother). I mean really, if you are God, you know you are getting the best piece of ass available, so who can really argue with him. God also assured Georgie Boy that the idea of homosexuality is against human nature simply because, as God put it, “Pussy Fucking Rocks!” Let's hope our divine leader doesn't lose in November or we may have to deal with these homos having a happy life together while poisoning the minds of our nation’s youth.
Matter of the fact is that love is not an institution, and neither should something that symbolizes its eternal bond, (marriage). If it is a fundamental institution to our civilization, how can they deny the actors in said civilization the right to create this union? Does this banning of same sex marriage make sense to other people? If so, go over to the FDR and lay down in traffic. You will be doing us all a favor.
P.S. None of the slurs in this article were used with malice. They were used to illustrate the ridiculous nature of the Bush Administration's stance against gay marriage. No offense was intended, and I hope you all can see my reasoning for using this hurtful language.
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