Allow me to retort...
Dear Pitchfork Media,
I would like the home address of your contributor Eric Marth so I can go to his house and take a dump in his living room. His bullshit list of Dumbest Hipster Trends of 2003 (scroll down the page) is complete rubbish. I can understand a distaste for Embracing Popular Culture, but this guy should take a second to remove Thom York's dick from his mouth so he can dictate a new list to his assistant.
Let's think about this for a second. Why would anyone bash Pabst? It is a delicious, cheap beer and for most of us, who operate within the indie circut and base our purchasing decisions on our financial status, its the perfect brew. So fuck you Eric. Grow some balls, put down your Heineken keg can and shotgun a PBR.
You also bad-mouth Parliaments. You should be shot. Not only is it a fine cancer stick, but it also makes it easier for the kids to do drugs. I'm sure your grandma licking ass can't understand that.
Now I'm really getting hot. You have the nerve to piss on the Apple innovation that has swept the nation. Who wouldn't want an Ipod? You have the opportunity to carry around your entire catalog in your back pocket, and you would deny yourself the pleasure because you think it is a trend. If I had your address, I would come by and punch you where your balls should be. Enjoy carrying your disc man you poser.
And finally, let's explore the idea of dancing. When did that become a "trend." I guess it started when cunts like yourself began labeling it as "uncool" so you could impress the goth teenagers at a Evanescence show. Go fuck yourself. If you can't enjoy an evening of getting sweaty while boogying with your best gal pal, then you should move to Berlin and join a Neo-Nazi movement.
You are a king amongst blow-hards. Congratulations.
Sincerely,
Jay Belin
Good Times Roll
Dear Pitchfork Media,
I would like the home address of your contributor Eric Marth so I can go to his house and take a dump in his living room. His bullshit list of Dumbest Hipster Trends of 2003 (scroll down the page) is complete rubbish. I can understand a distaste for Embracing Popular Culture, but this guy should take a second to remove Thom York's dick from his mouth so he can dictate a new list to his assistant.
Let's think about this for a second. Why would anyone bash Pabst? It is a delicious, cheap beer and for most of us, who operate within the indie circut and base our purchasing decisions on our financial status, its the perfect brew. So fuck you Eric. Grow some balls, put down your Heineken keg can and shotgun a PBR.
You also bad-mouth Parliaments. You should be shot. Not only is it a fine cancer stick, but it also makes it easier for the kids to do drugs. I'm sure your grandma licking ass can't understand that.
Now I'm really getting hot. You have the nerve to piss on the Apple innovation that has swept the nation. Who wouldn't want an Ipod? You have the opportunity to carry around your entire catalog in your back pocket, and you would deny yourself the pleasure because you think it is a trend. If I had your address, I would come by and punch you where your balls should be. Enjoy carrying your disc man you poser.
And finally, let's explore the idea of dancing. When did that become a "trend." I guess it started when cunts like yourself began labeling it as "uncool" so you could impress the goth teenagers at a Evanescence show. Go fuck yourself. If you can't enjoy an evening of getting sweaty while boogying with your best gal pal, then you should move to Berlin and join a Neo-Nazi movement.
You are a king amongst blow-hards. Congratulations.
Sincerely,
Jay Belin
Good Times Roll
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