If you think the D.C. scene sucks... well then look not further than the capital city's goldenboy. Thanks to Mr. Sweet for the link.
And for your reading pleasure... This is an email sent to me from Paul von Bothe in reference to the email I sent regarding this blogger. Enjoy.
Dude,
Can I post my nutts on your anal lining? How bout a Boston Pink Sock? Now correct me if Im wrong but nowhere in any hipster handbook does it discuss internet faggotry and blog pages. You are so gay. I would reccomend sending out an email ASAP saying you were just kidding about that shit, and then take down the we-blog ASAP so it looks like some funny joke at the expense of computer geeks. I mean if you keep moving forward with this shit, you're like two months away from playing Dungeons and Dragons, moving back into your moms basement, and picking up 13 year old chicks in chat rooms (oh wait that sounds fun...) . Seriously though, for everyones sake, just try your best not to be such a raging homo.
xoxoxoxo
Doo Doo Diamonds
Later today Mr. Bothe showed his artistic side and sent me this insightful Haiku:
Who gives a rat's ass
What one asshole thinks about
All the shitty bands?
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